The View From My Knees

HI I AM 44 205LB BLUES EYE BROWN HAIR 5’11. I AM LOOKING FOR A GREAT WOMAN WHO LOOKING FOR LTR. I ENJOY CAMPING, FLY FISH, PHOTOGRAPHY AND ALL TYOE OF SPORTS. i REAL LIKE TO GET OUT AND SEE NEW PLACE AND ENJOY NATURE. I AM RETIRED SO I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR A RELATIONSHIP. I WOULD LIKE TO FIND A WOMAN WHO WOULD ENJOY THE THING I LIKE TO DO AS I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE THING SHE LIKE TO DO ALSO. I AM CARING,LOVING MAN WHO TREAT WOMAN WITH RESPECT. I BELIEVE THAT ANY RELATIONSHIP IS BUILDED ON TRUST, HONIESTY AND COMMUCATION WITHOUT THESE THREE THING THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP. I BELIVE THAT A RELATIONSHIP IS BUILD BY TWO PEOPLE AND IT ALWAYS NEED REBUILDING AS TIME GO BYE. I AM SUPORRTIVE OF THE PERSON I AM WITH IN THEY CAREER AND PERSONAL LIFE. I ENJOY KIDS AND HOW YOU WILL TOO AS I HAVE THREE DAUGHTER ALL IN THEY TEENS. THEY DON’T NEED A MOM THEY HAVE A GREAT ONE BUT A FRIEND IS ALWAY NICE. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

Everybody, let’s say this together on 3. 1…2…3…
TURN OFF YOU GOD DAMN CAPS LOCK!

There, now that we’ve addressed that glaring flaw, let’s see what else is wrong with this reply. He certainly could have taken the time to proofread a little. Isn’t a good first impression worth the 2 minutes it might take to re-read your opening email to a girl? He also didn’t mention anything about my ad or what he likes about me, which makes me suspect he sends this same email out to all the girls he mesages. All the more reason he should do a little proofreading! Sheesh!