The View From My Knees

HI RUGBY HERE AND I LIKE YOUR PROFILE. I PLEASE SEND MORE PICS AND CONTACT INFO. I LIVE IN _____ AND MOVING TO _____ .LETS MEET FOR DRINKS NOW OR LATER GIRL. ;LETS TALK ABOUT THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AN SHARE SOME PASSION IF YOU CAN HANG!!PEACE R (___)-___-____ LOVE TO TRAVEL ALSO AND I VOTE TO THE LEFT ALWAYS. I. I’M 5’11” HWP. WORK PART TIME AT _____. LETS MEET FOR DRINKS. YOU ARE HOT BY THE WAY. PEACE R

RUGBY HERE AN SOME stats about me.
SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One
(the Archer – 22 November – 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying.
* Letting go of this you let go of a jewel
 
Of course its always picture for picture. Physicall attraction is about 50% of what makes relationships work out.

First of all, turn off the caps lock, man, and work on that grammar. And, as you can tell from the line down the side, he’s forwarding me at least part of a message that he probably sends to every girl who posts on this site. That kind of impersonal response will NEVER work. Also, he’s saying all kinds of things that are cheesy and meaningless (“So much love to give”) just because he thinks that’s what girls want to hear. But what really got me was this one: “Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying.” Seriously? You seriously put that in your list of good qualities to a stranger you’re trying to pick up on a dating site? Wow.