The View From My Knees

It’s time for you to tell me your dirty little secrets, by answering this week’s poll. And don’t forget to leave me the dirty details in the comments.

Have your own ideas for a poll? Send them in! And watch for an upcoming podcast where Lucky and I will go over the results and tell our own naughty stories on this topic.

The Sound From My Knees #26

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Running Time: 59:12

Show Notes

• Hear my recap of roller skating in Seattle’s Gay Pride Parade, as well as my memories of my first moments of pride as a young bisexual woman. To celebrate Pride, I’m giving away Safer Sex Packets from Lifelong AIDS Alliance to 5 lucky commenters. Leave a comment in this post and I’ll choose 5 of you at random to receive a prize.
• Quick recap of this year’s Month of Yes shenanigans so far.
• Hear me use and review the Hello Kitty Vibrator from Babeland.
• I discuss some recent sex polls including Sex secrets and Have you ever cheated?

As always, if you have any questions, comments, or reviews while we’re not on the air you can call the voicemail line at 206-350-6955. And join us in the chat room every Sunday night at 8pm Seattle/Pacifictime so you can call in and be a part of the fun!

Yes, it’s true! Tonight marks the return of the live podcast! At 8pm Pacific time you can tune in at http://chat.herknees.com and hear me talk about sexy stuff, review a vibrator, and even take your calls. Lucky won’t be able to join me tonight, so I’m looking for one lucky fan to join me on the phone as my cohost. Email thegirl@herknees.com if you’re interested.

Also, get those questions and comments ready and call in between 8 and 9pm. The first four callers will get a free Safer Sex packet from Lifelong AIDS Alliance, which includes condoms and lube!

Here’s a pesonal ad response submitted by reader Brian:
“At this time my fiancé had already told him she was not interested in this 61 year old man with a bear gut, and had commented that she reminded him of Santa.”

Hi Luv
I would still Love to get together? We live sooo close so you could cum over most Anytime. Age is only a number! I am young and live every day to the fullest!! Notice my picture?? I have a full, long, very soft beard you will love on your soft skin as I nibble an lick every inch! The beard?? I actually am a professional “Santa”! Love to have you sit on my …………. Bet you never had your very own Santa!! Hear from you soon!! Your Santa!! Remember you don’t want to make Santa unhappy!!

Wow, talk about not getting the hint. Especially when it sounds like she didn’t hint but told him outright that she wasn’t interested. And does anyone else find the vision of Santa’s beard rubbing between your thighs a little creepy? Thanks for the submission, Brian!

There aren’t many occasions on which Lucky and I expect gifts from each other. We’re constantly surprising each other with little gifts for no reason at all, and we make sure to spoil each other on birthdays, but most other holidays are strictly no-gift events. We don’t get each other gifts for Christmas, and we most certainly don’t do Valentine’s Day. And while we do celebrate our anniversaries, we don’t exchange gifts. It’s been our tradition to spend anniversaries doing something special together as a celebration of our love, rather than worrying about buying trinkets to exchange. In September we celebrated our first wedding anniversary, and in our usual fashion we didn’t get gifts for each other. A couple of our friends, however, gave us something that made it a night to remember.

We had a simple evening planned: We’d get dressed up in our best threads and go to a swanky little hole-in-the-wall restaurant for wine and tapas. Lucky looked so handsome in his dark green thrift store suit with a pair of neon green sneakers to add a little flair. I was dolled up in a slinky black dress and had decided to forgo my usual Converse Chuck Taylor’s for a delicate little pair of pink and black high heels. At the restaurant we went through an entire bottle of wine as we sampled delicious food and reminisced lovingly about our time together so far. We were having a great time, but had no idea what lay in store for us later.

Feeling pleasantly tipsy, we decided to stop in at a nearby bar where a group of our friends were gathered. We figured we’d have a celebratory drink with them while we decided whether to go home and enjoy a romantic dessert or head downtown to our favorite dance club. One drink turned into several while we laughed and chatted with our friends. Everyone told us how great we looked and my friend Karen, in particular, was dishing out the compliments pretty freely.

“Misty, you are so cute,” she’d say. Or “You and Lucky are the cutest couple ever!”

Before long we were stumbling into the karaoke bar next door with the group. And, of course, we continued drinking. I can’t remember if we sang any songs, but I do remember Karen and her good friend Jen getting friendlier and friendlier. When last call came the four of us stumbled outside and decided to take the party back to our place. The moment we stepped through the door to our little studio apartment the real celebrating began. While Lucky and Jen made their way to the bed, Karen tackled me on the couch, lifted up my dress, and started devouring my pussy.

“If I had a strap-on, I’d fuck you so hard” she growled.

“I do have one!” I said excitedly.

“Ooh, get it,” she ordered.

I got up and fished the harness and cock-shaped dildo out of my box of sex toys and brought it back to the couch where Karen was waiting. Despite our drunken state, we managed to get the harness strapped around her hips and secure the dildo in place. As I lay on my back on the couch Karen climbed between my legs and slid her new cock into my waiting pussy. She began pumping in and out, her motions and her words becoming more and more aggressive. “You like that, don’t you?” She grunted. “You love my cock in you. Take my big cock.” She was clearly getting off on the power of yielding the silicone member. And I was getting off on taking it.

After several minutes of intense fucking, the harness began to slip a little. Rather than bothering with adjusting the straps, Karen pulled it off, took the dildo in her hand, and continued to fuck me with it. This hot, aggressive girl had me so close to orgasm that when she began licking my pussy while continuing to pump the cock in and out of me I came right away in a screaming orgasm.

“Now I need to get fucked,” Karen stated intently. We looked over at the bed where Lucky was laying on top of Jen, his cock deep inside of her as she moaned. “Mmm…let’s join them,” Karen suggested. We walked over and climbed into bed with the two lovers.

“Ooh, hello!” Jen said seductively.

“Do you mind if I borrow Lucky for a while?” Karen asked. “I need to get fucked, NOW.”

“Sure,” Jen agreed, as if Lucky had no say in the matter (and really, was he going to say no to any of this?)

“But don’t worry,” Karen assured her. “You won’t be left high and dry. You stay right there.” She positioned herself on her hands and knees, her face hovering over Jen’s thighs. After changing his condom, Lucky came up behind Karen and slid his cock into her waiting pussy. “Oooh yess. That’s it,” she groaned. As Lucky fucked her harder and harder, faster and faster, she went to work licking the wet hole between Jen’s quivering legs. Soft moaning soon turned into screaming and grunting. As I sat on the side of the bed and watched the hot scene play out, it was difficult to tell who was making which noises, but it didn’t really matter. I couldn’t even tell who came when, but soon all three of them collapsed in a satisfied heap.

After a short rest, we all cleaned up and our two guests headed home. Once alone, Lucky and I cuddled up in bed and giggled about what a special gift our friends had given us. It was a very happy anniversary, indeed.