Archive for May, 2008

“I want to come on you.”

May 29th, 2008
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Misty and a friend embrace

“I want to come on you.”

“On my tits?”

“On your face.”

“Okay, baby.”

“Do you want to be a come guzzling slut?”

“Yes, that’s what I am.”

“Do you like being a come guzzling slut?”

“I do, for you.”

He smiled and pulled his cock out of my gushing pussy. Then he climbed up on my chest, pulled off the condom, and stroked his cock above me. It wasn’t long before hot salty liquid was shooting into my mouth, on my chin, and down my neck. It tasted saltier than I remembered.

I toweled off my face, and we snuggled up together.

“You’re a dirty dirty girl,” he said softly.

“I’m your dirty dirty girl,” I replied.

He smiled, but the far away look in his eyes as he stared at the ceiling made me wonder if he wished I was more his than I really am.

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Would you say you had sex if…

May 9th, 2008
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I love taking surveys. I love taking surveys about sex even more. And I love taking surveys about sex from reputable research groups that will use the information for improvements on sexual communication, health, and education most of all.

That said, you all should participate in this survey by the Kinsey Institute:

* If you are over 18, we’d like to know your use of the term “had sex..” The purpose of the “Had Sex” study is to investigate how people use the term “had sex” and some of the factors that may affect people’s attitudes about this.

* If you are a man at least 18 years old, and have used a condom for vaginal intercourse with a woman within the past 30 days, you can fill out the condom survey online. The purpose of this study is to collect information concerning condom use errors and problems of men who use a condom for penile-vaginal intercourse and the effects erectile enhancing drugs may have on them.

The Had Sex survey brings up a fun discussion topic. Listening to a lot of Loveline has shown me that teenagers today have very different thresholds than I do. Of course, when you’re at the beginning of your sexual life and you’re struggling with things like virginity, reputation, and morality, I suppose it’s understandable to try to draw the lines a little differently than those of us that have been around the block a few times. At what point do you say you’ve “had sex” with someone? Kissing? Manually stimulating their genitals or anus? Orally stimulating their genitals or anus? Anal sex? Using sex toys? And is it different if you’re talking about a man vs a woman?

For me, it does change when I’m talking about sex with a man versus sex with a woman:

With a woman, I’ll probably say we’ve had sex if I’ve fingered her. I’ll definitely say I’ve had sex with her if we’ve gone down on each other. And if we’ve used sex toys on each other, I think that also qualifies as “having sex.”

With a man, I’d definitely say we had sex if we had vaginal or anal sex. I may say we’ve had sex if we’ve had oral sex. But if all we’ve done is stimulate each other with our hands, I’d probably just refer to it as “fooling around.”

Boy, all this talk about having sex with men and women makes me want to…um…have sex with men and women!

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The odd girl out

May 7th, 2008
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Misty Kaye; photo by The Lucky Bastard

The other night, I was hanging out with a group of friends, and I experienced something I haven’t experienced in quite some time. As a matter of fact, I can’t remember the last time this happened to me. I was the Odd Girl Out. I was sitting in a room full of couples, and I was the only one not attached to another person. I wasn’t particularly uncomfortable. I mean, we’re all friends. Heck, I’ve slept with (or plan to sleep with) at least one person out of every couple that was present. It was just this new feeling, and I was acutely aware of the situation.

As the night wore on, couples peeled off to go home or to bed, finally leaving me, Lucky, and Lucky’s most recent interest, Aurora. Again, this wasn’t an uncomfortable situation, just different. Aurora is a really cool chick, and I’m really happy that she and Lucky are hitting it off so well. As the three of us sat around chatting, Lucky gently caressing her leg, I realized that this was yet another situation that was usually reversed. Lucky, Mechanic, and I frequently hang out drinking, watching movies, eating dinner, and doing other social things (none of which involve sex). In these situations, I do my best to pay equal attention to everyone, but occasionally I think I may pay slightly more attention to Mechanic. While this isn’t completely intentional, there is a purpose to it. I think that I sometimes worry that Mechanic will feel slightly excluded when the three of us are hanging out because Lucky and I are married. I fear that he will feel like a smaller part of my life because he and I don’t have a legally recognized relationship, and we don’t live together. So I find myself doting on him just a little bit more. Giving him a few more passing caresses. Stealing a few extra kisses, here and there. And Lucky is great about this. He doesn’t mind at all. At least, he doesn’t seem to, and I love that he’s so understanding.

And so when the three of us – Lucky, Aurora, and I – were sitting together the other night, I did my best to show Lucky that I was fine with him paying more attention to her than to me. I encouraged it. I think it was great that we could change roles for once, putting me in the role of the understanding, confident, encouraging spouse while he was free to shower her with his attention. I wished I could think of a good excuse to leave the room for a few moments to give them a chance to get slightly more intimate, but I wasn’t sure I could do it gracefully.

I think it’s experiences like these that remind me of what it might be like for the other people in my life to observe and participate in the dynamic that unconventional relationships create. It can be fun and exciting, but it can also be awkward and delicate. And I wouldn’t change it for the world.

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Good morning

May 6th, 2008
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Misty and a friend

I’ve never been a big fan of morning sex, but I think I’m coming around. I don’t know what got into me this morning. I suppose I’ve been in a pretty good mood lately. And hanging out with sexy friends every night, only to go home frustrated, can certainly make a girl go a little crazy. Knowing my opposition to morning noogie, I think Lucky was (pleasantly) surprised this morning when I lounged in bed, looked at him coyly, and said, “it’s too bad you’re already running late to work…”

Boy was he late, today.

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